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Why oh why do do astronomers go on about Meteorites coming dangerously close to Earth and then in the same breath tell us that it passed something like 100,000 miles away? That's really fucking far away in my book. I'd love to see one of these silly scientific twats park a car! BNBTD.....and earth 🌏 … Continue reading A Near Miss-take…..!!

And here's a thought..... What if every country has Ninjas....but we only know about Japan's because they're the shittest! BNBTD 😂📕😂 @gazquaggan https://www.waterstones.com/book/but-not-big-to-dinosaurs/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910

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