Hoof It…….!!

Before I became a world famous best selling author😂📚.....I once went for a job as a blacksmith. The guy asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said no.....but I once told a donkey to fuck off! 😂 @GazQuaggan http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs      

Macron’s On One…..

He's feeling very presidential.......and you could be too if you grab a copy of the best selling (somewhere surely) book 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'... Elect one for yourself by visiting....... http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1786125919/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1476677982&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX23 @GazQuaggan

He’s Got His………..

If you want to grow old ungracefully.......or just be the life and soul of the party of life.........then get your regal mitts on a copy of the greatest book ever 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs' at Amazon or Waterstones https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss… https://www.waterstones.com/…/but…/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910 Oh and of course from the cream of Publishing houses...... http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs @GazQuaggan

If only………

They'd be absolutely Roaring with laughter.........if only they could read. Luckily you're not a lion and therefore can..........so get your claws on a copy of the world's most hilarious book 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs' at.. http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs And……… https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs Or (and I know I’m pushing it now)….. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1786125919/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1476677982&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX23 @GazQuaggan

And the Winner is……….

'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'......this book's got 'winner' written all over it.....well all the letters will be somewhere inside if you look at a few of the pages.....I'm pretty sure (yup.....there's a 'w' & a 'n' 1st word 2nd paragraph page 15) So....get your athletic paws on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss… ...https://www.waterstones.com/…/but…/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910Continue reading And the Winner is……….

He’s Cruising for an Amusing……

So if you wanna be a Top Gun....then don't live with your Eyes Wide Shut and go and get yourself a copy of 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'.....a totally hilarious book that you can read both Knight and Day (groan) 😂😂 https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss… ... https://www.waterstones.com/…/but…/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910 Oh and of course from the cream of Publishing houses...... http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaursContinue reading He’s Cruising for an Amusing……

Come Fly With Me……..

Now that’s inflight entertainment!! After the kerfuffle in Chicago, United Airlines have decide to take really positive action to delight their customers. http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1786125919/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1476677982&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX23 @GazQuaggan