Now in case you’re wondering (but not wandering) – this book is a compilation of about 30-ish hilariously funny short stories about everyday life and stuff……..and my take on it/them. And just for an overdosing of fun and merriment……there’s also a good few pages of jokes thrown in for your complete amusement.
Oh, and when I said ‘book’ – then it is does actually contain booky stuff like a cover and pages with words on them, and therefore can indeed be categorised as one (but not ‘dogerized’ of course……as there’s no such thing……as that would be barking mad).
And so……if you want a book with wordplay that you can dip into and groan or laugh with in equal measure then Gaz Quaggan’s (that’s me btw) But Not Big to Dinosaurs (“BNBTD”) is the book for you. Quaggan (me again) writes with a blitzkrieg stream of consciousness, inventing, defining and exploding words as he covers topics as diverse as Reptilian Anchovies and Poltergeist Baguettes. At strategic points there are chapters containing pure gags which you can impress your friends with at the pub (or lose them).
So if you have a slightly alternative view of the world and wish to confirm that you are not mad, then take your sounding from BNBTD and feel safe in the knowledge that you were right all along.
BNBTD is a book that’s so full of fun it will grab hold of your mind and run away with it.
But Not Big to Dinosaurs (I forgot to use the acronym) is a blitzkrieg stream of consciousness in which author Gaz Quaggan (moi) invents, defines and explodes words, in chapters covering topics as diverse as Reptilian Anchovies and Poltergeist Baguettes.
And hey…….its a cheap as chips too…….well okay, so chips fried in caviar oil (if there is such a thing)!
Paperback Price: £7.99 / €9.99 / $13.95
Hardback Price: £13.99 / €17.99 / $23.95
E-Book Price: £3.50
And so if you want to pick up a copy of the best book ever written (by me…..and this is the 1st), or just look at if you plump for an online copy (which are a tad problematic to grasp with your hands) then just go straight ahead and buy one or twelve (but not thirteen of course…….as that’d be unlucky). Please check it out (you know you wanna) at:
http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs
Or (and I know I’m pushing it now)….. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1786125919/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1476677982&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX23
“Health Warning” Whilst ‘But Not Big to Dinosaurs’ does not include any flashing images, it is heavily saturated with very naughty profanities, vulgarities and blasphemies and contains absolutely no motivational guidance, career advice or tips on how to be a success in life, whatsoever.
‘But Not Big to Dinosaurs’ and ‘Gaz Quaggan’ and even BNBTD (remember where you saw these names first).
GazQuaggan.com 