Welcome to the world of GazQuaggan.com…..the home of ‘But Not Big To Dinosaurs’…arguably the best book never! 


Yup, GazQuaggan.com is a kinda showcase for my (that’s the Gaz Quaggan bit) first ever published book (that’s the ‘But Not Big To Dinosaurs’ bit) and as such provides a good stable home for my ‘Pantsrantians’…..which are rants that are pants!  But don’t just take my word for it…..go and check out ‘But Not Big To Dinosaurs’ as it’s where you’ll find everything you’ve ever wanted but never needed, and which is so full to the brim with Pantsrantians….you’ll need to stitch your sides back together after just the briefest of exposure!

‘But Not Big To Dinosaurs’ – a compilation of hilariously funny short stories about life and shit that are rude, lewd and just a tad crude.


“I don’t like to think before I speak…..I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what complete shite comes out of my mouth!”  @GazQuaggan


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Amazingly whilst walking along Queen’s Promenade in Ramsey today I bumped into that Steven bloke, the famous American tough-guy martial arts movie actor. He didn’t have much to say for himself though…..and just strutted about a bit, did a few karate kicks and then swiped me flipping cheese n’ onion butty out of my hand…..!! … Continue reading Hai…yah!

Sign of the Times…..

Ramsey Town Commissioners, frankly bizarre, roadside signage policy shows no sign (🤣) of abating. I mean what the heck’s this one all about…… WARNING, ELDERLY PICKPOCKETS AT LARGE ‼️🚫👴🏻👵🏻🚫‼️ Or perhaps…….. DANGER, RETIRED PEOPLE DOING THE CONGA ‼️🚫👴🏻👵🏻🚫‼️ It’s all gone friggin bonkers!! Gaz 🤣🤣🤣

I ain’t a lion…..

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