I was in the pub with my mate the other night when he started talking about 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here ' He said, "Could you ever eat an ostrich penis?" "I tried eating one when I was drunk once," I replied, "But I couldn't do it." "Because the taste was disgusting?" … Continue reading Ostracised…..!
A mother is tidying her sons bedroom and finds a stack of bondage and fetish magazines. She asks her husband what to do. He said "well whatever you do don’t fuckin spank him" !!! 🤣🤣🤣 I went to the pub and asked if they did ‘cash-back’. “Yes we do”… replied the barmaid. “Good”, I said. … Continue reading You’re ‘avin a laff…!
Whilst you’re still sleeping the saints are still weeping and those things you thought dead haven’t yet had the chance to be born.....
Have a smashing time whether or not you have a smashing time.....😄😄◽️🔷⬜️🔶◾️😜🤪🤣
My dog’s got no nose.... Well how does he smell? Fuckin awful...! 🤪🐶🤣🤥