But Not Big To Kong is so amazingly incredibly addictive, if it’d been around in ancient times Moses would’ve taken two copies into the Ark with him, and locked himself in the bog for a week with some wet wipes. Or was that the other bloke with the beard?
I lost two things today. My virginity....... And my job at the morgue.
My new girlfriend really hates it when I use the words "dick head" and "twat". So I've promised to make a real effort to learn her kids real names.
Old Macdonald had Tourettes... E, I, E, I, TWAT!
Anybody can masturbate under a sheet...... but it takes real skill to do it without the barber noticing!