What cheese is made backwards…? Edam. 🤔🤪 What cheese can be used to hide a small horse…? Mascarpone. 🤔🤪 What cheese can you live in…? Cottage cheese. 🤔🤪
Author: Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan
Published author of the amazing book 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'.....all round nice guy......and complete nutter!! (:O)
Bugger that….!
The hair of the dog…!
That’ll take some licking…..!
Dog gone it, what a pussy…..
The hilarious ‘But Not Big To Kong’. This book will have you laughing so much you’ll be wetter than an aroused Shark’s minge. 📖 https://www.amazon.com/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/
Pull yourself together….
"Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains." "That's the least of your worries. You're HIV positive." The hilarious ‘But Not Big To Kong’. This book will have you laughing so much you’ll be wetter than an aroused Shark’s minge. 📖 https://www.amazon.com/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/
D’ya wanna pizza me….
The other day my Dad beat me at dominos. He usually waits till we get home, but I dropped the pizza. The hilarious ‘But Not Big To Kong’. This book will have you laughing so much you’ll be wetter than an aroused Shark’s minge. 📖 https://www.amazon.com/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/
Having a domestic….?🤪
Life’s a bitch......and she’s back on heat again....!! The amazingly thought provoking and inspirational ’But Not Big To Kong’ is such an hilarious book of stonkingly random stuff.....it’ll have all you bitches in absolute stitches. https://www.amazon.com/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/
The best book that’s ever lived…..
COMING TO A BOOK SELLING PLACE FAIRLY SOON...... Now it’ll soon be that time of the year when that jolly old bearded bloke slides down your chimney and empties his sack all over your front room. 🎄🤪🤣 So......... If you wanna make a loved one laugh out so loud that they’ll be making more noise … Continue reading The best book that’s ever lived…..
Straight as a Dyke…..
The straighteners I bought my sister for xmas are rubbish. She's used them every day since and she's still a lesbian.
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