Author: Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

What cheese is made backwards…? Edam. 🤔🤪 What cheese can be used to hide a small horse…? Mascarpone. 🤔🤪 What cheese can you live in…? Cottage cheese. 🤔🤪

"Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains." "That's the least of your worries. You're HIV positive." The hilarious ‘But Not Big To Kong’.  This book will have you laughing so much you’ll be wetter than an aroused Shark’s minge. 📖 https://www.amazon.com/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/    

The other day my Dad beat me at dominos. He usually waits till we get home, but I dropped the pizza. The hilarious ‘But Not Big To Kong’.  This book will have you laughing so much you’ll be wetter than an aroused Shark’s minge. 📖 https://www.amazon.com/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/  

The straighteners I bought my sister for xmas are rubbish. She's used them every day since and she's still a lesbian.