Life’s a bitch......and she’s back on heat again....!! The amazingly thought provoking and inspirational ’But Not Big To Kong’ is such an hilarious book of stonkingly random stuff.....it’ll have all you bitches in absolute stitches. https://www.amazon.com/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/ https://www.amazon.co.uk/But-Not-Big-Kong-Quaggan/
COMING TO A BOOK SELLING PLACE FAIRLY SOON...... Now it’ll soon be that time of the year when that jolly old bearded bloke slides down your chimney and empties his sack all over your front room. 🎄🤪🤣 So......... If you wanna make a loved one laugh out so loud that they’ll be making more noise … Continue reading The best book that’s ever lived…..
The straighteners I bought my sister for xmas are rubbish. She's used them every day since and she's still a lesbian.
I got touched inappropriately at work today by my boss But it’s fine........I’m self-employed.
Wife: "I wish I had bigger tits" Husband: "Try rubbing paper between them" Wife:"Do you think that works?" Husband: "Well it did for your fucking arse!"
Got attacked by two thugs the other night but somehow I managed to knock one out..... Bit of an inopportune time, I know, but it scared them off....
My friend asked me if I wanted to wind her new born baby? I thought that was a bit harsh......so I just gave him a dead leg instead.