What a bummer…..!

Wife: "I wish I had bigger tits" Husband: "Try rubbing paper between them" Wife:"Do you think that works?" Husband: "Well it did for your fucking arse!"

A tug o war…..!

Got attacked by two thugs the other night but somehow I managed to knock one out..... Bit of an inopportune time, I know, but it scared them off....