I was in the pub with my mate the other night when he started talking about ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here ‘
He said, “Could you ever eat an ostrich penis?”
“I tried eating one when I was drunk once,” I replied, “But I couldn’t do it.”
“Because the taste was disgusting?” he asked.
I said, “No, because it kept kicking me in the fuckin head.”
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