Author: Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

Published author of the amazing book 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'.....all round nice guy......and complete nutter!! (:O)

Careful what voodoo…!

by Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

And here’s a head wrecker...... If you accidentally sat on your own voodoo doll......would it be possible to ever get back up?? 🤣😱🤔🤣🤔😱 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'......the BIG book  📖 of pissdom Get your scary paws on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs https://www.waterstones.com/book/but-not-big-to-dinosaurs/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910 Oh and of course from the cream of Publishing houses...... … Continue reading Careful what voodoo…!

Crap Top….??

by Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

And hey...... Any shirt that has fruit or vegetables on it is a crop top. 🤣🍓🍇👔🥕🍍👕🍅📕🤣 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'......the most colourful book ever......and that’s just the language! 📖🤣😜 Get your designer paws on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs https://www.waterstones.com/book/but-not-big-to-dinosaurs/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910 Oh and of course from the cream of Publishing houses...... http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs @GazQuaggan … Continue reading Crap Top….??

The food of love…?

by Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

And hey..... If you ever feel like no one pays attention to you.....try making a sandwich in front of your dog!! 🤣🐶🍞🧀🥓📕🤣 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'......get your teeth into it! Get your attention seeking paws on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs https://www.waterstones.com/book/but-not-big-to-dinosaurs/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910 Oh and of course from the cream of Publishing houses...... … Continue reading The food of love…?

By Readgal Disappointment…!

by Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

“Fuxsake....it’s that blasted nuisance Gaz Quaggan and his ridiculous excuse for a book.....let’s pretend we’re not in!” Gaz 🤣👑📕🏛⚜️⚜️🏛📕👑🤣 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'......no wonder it’s got Royal 👑 approval....although for what, gawd only knows! 😀😀 Get your corgi loving mitts on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs https://www.waterstones.com/book/but-not-big-to-dinosaurs/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910 Oh and of course from … Continue reading By Readgal Disappointment…!

Who Nose…..?

by Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

And hey..... Whoever named the surgery for people embarrassed about their nose size ‘rhinoplasty’ was a right cunt! 🤣📕👃👃📕🤣 BNBTD Links: 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'.....the most hilarious book ever....who nose?.🤣👺 Get your surgical hooves on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones https://lnkd.in/dHDtPKa https://lnkd.in/gT54Y47 Oh and of course from the cream of Publishing houses...... https://lnkd.in/dn3TMxE

The Strongarm of the Door….!

by Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan

And here’s a fact..... Clark Kent would be outed pretty fast if he accidentally pushed a pull open door 💪🏻🖐🏻🚪🤣📕💪🏻 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'......no wonder, that's it's little wonder that this lil’ comedy book is so wonder-ful.....of awesomely hilarious stuff! Get your superhero paws on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=But+Not+Big+to+Dinosaurs https://www.waterstones.com/book/but-not-big-to-dinosaurs/gaz-quaggan/9781786125910 Oh and … Continue reading The Strongarm of the Door….!