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Author: Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan
Published author of the amazing book 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'.....all round nice guy......and complete nutter!! (:O)
Mother’s Ruin…..
A mother is tidying her sons bedroom and finds a stack of bondage and fetish magazines. She asks her husband what to do. He said "well whatever you do don’t fuckin spank him"! 🤣🤣🤪🤪🤭🤭 .........‘BUT NOT BIG TO DINOSAURS’....... THE FUNNIEST BOOK nEVER & IDEAL FOR EVERYnONE http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs
….your pants are on fire!
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Hai…yah!
Amazingly whilst walking along Queen’s Promenade in Ramsey today I bumped into that Steven bloke, the famous American tough-guy martial arts movie actor. He didn’t have much to say for himself though.....and just strutted about a bit, did a few karate kicks and then swiped me flipping cheese n’ onion butty out of my hand.....!! … Continue reading Hai…yah!
Fire starter……
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Sign of the Times…..
Ramsey Town Commissioners, frankly bizarre, roadside signage policy shows no sign (🤣) of abating. I mean what the heck’s this one all about...... WARNING, ELDERLY PICKPOCKETS AT LARGE ‼️🚫👴🏻👵🏻🚫‼️ Or perhaps........ DANGER, RETIRED PEOPLE DOING THE CONGA ‼️🚫👴🏻👵🏻🚫‼️ It’s all gone friggin bonkers!! Gaz 🤣🤣🤣
I ain’t a lion…..
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Train Or Thought..?
So I did it for 5 minutes....and nothing! And I’ll bet I looked like a right dick stood there with lips pursed! I’m actually now beginning to think that it’s just for the Trams.....? 😯🙄🤣🚋🤣 http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs ‘BUT NOT BIG TO DINOSAURS’ .........‘BUT NOT BIG TO DINOSAURS’....... THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT nEVER & IDEAL FOR EVERYnONE … Continue reading Train Or Thought..?
Hasta La Rasta…??
So....apparently Arnold Shwarzenegger will be making a film about classical music. He'll be Bach! 🤣🤣🎼🎼📖🤖🤖🤣🤣 Gaz..... ‘But Not Big To Dinosaurs’..... it’ll be book!! @GazQuaggan 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'......no wonder, that's it's little wonder that it's so wonder-ful.....of awesomely hilarious stuff! Get your robotic paws on a copy at Amazon or Waterstones … Continue reading Hasta La Rasta…??
Jump to it….or on it!
And hey....... Just how many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered that horses were cool with it....?? 🤣🦏🐘🦒🐄🐏🐖🦕🦍🐐🐈🦃🐇🤣 👍🏻🐎👍🏻 Gaz 🤣🦖📕📖 GazQuaggan.com http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs
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