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Before I became a world famous best selling author😂📚.....I once went for a job as a blacksmith. The guy asked me if I'd ever shooed a horse. I said no.....but I once told a donkey to fuck off! 😂 @GazQuaggan http://www.austinmacauley.com/book/not-big-dinosaurs      

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