Sir Garfield Wilberforce & Lady Alisonetta Joannely Quaggan, KFC, OMG, WTF
Will not be sending any Christmas cards this year and as such would like to wish all family and friends a very happy Christmas and a most healthy and prosperous New Year.
Oh and in case you’re wondering……we won’t be making any donations to charity either as we’re as tight as fuck and will be spending all our cash on pizzas, chips, fags and booze.
Sir G W Quaggan & Lady A J Quaggan KFC, OMG, WTF