You’re ‘avin a laff…!

A mother is tidying her sons bedroom and finds a stack of bondage and fetish magazines.

She asks her husband what to do.

He said “well whatever you do don’t fuckin spank him” !!!

🤣🤣🤣

I went to the pub and asked if they did ‘cash-back’.

“Yes we do”… replied the barmaid.

“Good”, I said.  “Can I have the £50 I spent last night…..the wife’s going fucking mental!”

🤣🤣🤣


“I got fired today,” I told my mate…..”for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash.”

“That’s a bit harsh”, he replied.

“They don’t fuck around at Air Traffic Control”, I said.

🤣🤣🤣


 

Paddy and Mick in the jungle see a man’s head sticking out of a crocodiles mouth.

Paddy says “look at that posh bastard in his Lacoste sleeping bag” !! ………..

🤣🤣🤣

There’s funny and weird new trend in the canteen at work as  people are putting names on food in the company fridge.

Today I had a cheese sandwich called “Bob”.  Fucking lovely!!

🤣🤣🤣

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