A mother is tidying her sons bedroom and finds a stack of bondage and fetish magazines.
She asks her husband what to do.
He said “well whatever you do don’t fuckin spank him” !!!
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I went to the pub and asked if they did ‘cash-back’.
“Yes we do”… replied the barmaid.
“Good”, I said. “Can I have the £50 I spent last night…..the wife’s going fucking mental!”
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“I got fired today,” I told my mate…..”for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash.”
“That’s a bit harsh”, he replied.
“They don’t fuck around at Air Traffic Control”, I said.
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Paddy and Mick in the jungle see a man’s head sticking out of a crocodiles mouth.
Paddy says “look at that posh bastard in his Lacoste sleeping bag” !! ………..
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There’s funny and weird new trend in the canteen at work as people are putting names on food in the company fridge.
Today I had a cheese sandwich called “Bob”. Fucking lovely!!
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