My friend asked me if I wanted to wind her new born baby? I thought that was a bit harsh......so I just gave him a dead leg instead.
Author: Gaz Quaggan @GazQuaggan
Published author of the amazing book 'But Not Big To Dinosaurs'.....all round nice guy......and complete nutter!! (:O)
Hare-racing….!
Like Christmas…..it’s coming….🎄📗
But Not Big To Kong is so amazingly incredibly addictive, if it’d been around in ancient times Moses would’ve taken two copies into the Ark with him, and locked himself in the bog for a week with some wet wipes. Or was that the other bloke with the beard?
Dead-end job……?
I lost two things today. My virginity....... And my job at the morgue.
Sticks & Stones….
My new girlfriend really hates it when I use the words "dick head" and "twat". So I've promised to make a real effort to learn her kids real names.
Gharrrr, err……I mean Arghhhh
A, B, C, D….@#*!
Old Macdonald had Tourettes... E, I, E, I, TWAT!
A sting in the Tale…?
Hair today….come tomorrow….🤪🤣
Anybody can masturbate under a sheet...... but it takes real skill to do it without the barber noticing!
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