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And hey...... The sad life of a penis: I’ve only one eye, my hair’s a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbour’s an arsehole, my best friend’s a cunt, and my owner’s a wanker. 🤣🤣

And hey..... When you think about it....Masturbating is like eating a McDonald's. You really want it beforehand but afterwards you're left ashamed with lots of soggy paper and sticky hands! 😫😅😤🍔🍟🙄🤪🤣

How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?   One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?

I was in the pub with my mate the other night when he started talking about 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here ' He said, "Could you ever eat an ostrich penis?"  "I tried eating one when I was drunk once," I replied, "But I couldn't do it." "Because the taste was disgusting?" … Continue reading Ostracised…..!

A mother is tidying her sons bedroom and finds a stack of bondage and fetish magazines. She asks her husband what to do. He said "well whatever you do don’t fuckin spank him" !!! 🤣🤣🤣 I went to the pub and asked if they did ‘cash-back’. “Yes we do”… replied the barmaid. “Good”, I said.  … Continue reading You’re ‘avin a laff…!