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I cant believe it......my truly awesome 1st ever book has just won a most prestigious award.........and its only been out 5 minutes!! Amazing!

Have you ever watched a dog having a shit? Eh? I mean have you ever really, really watched he/she/it doing its business? No? Well before I go into that, and I know you can't wait for me to explore this 'doggy-doo' theme (and are as excited as me at the prospect).... I'm thinking what is … Continue reading Trees with Degrees Draw Prehistoric Cheese!

Ever wondered why two odd numbers always add up to an even number and yet two even numbers never ever add up to an odd one? No, well tough luck as I do.....and even worse....maybe they do!! Now you might think at this precise moment in time (although not at the very same moment in … Continue reading Spontaneous Sweets Seek Serendipitous Streets?

So.........is Glass good or bad? Now before you hover (not really as remember.....you're a person and can't fly....well not unaided) your trigger finger (again not really - as it's just a digit and not a gun) over the 'Delete' button - this might not actually be such the incredibly ridiculous question and/or statement as you … Continue reading Hat’s Sushi Delight Forge Roof Tiles For Spite?

  And there’s a thing……what the friggin hell’s going on over at the Boston Red Socks….eh? Oh, and before I go on to vent my spleen (and I will) about a complete pile of shite (it will be)…….I must just very quickly (it won’t be) apologize as I’ve just spotted my deliberate mistake as it … Continue reading Frocks, Clocks, and Mr Spock’s Socks?

This is the excerpt for your very first post.